From the home office in Torquay, UK, here are the Top 20 Fawlty Towers expressions as compiled by J Allen and M Newman:
20) Qué?
19) You are a hideous orangutan!
18) Satisfied customer, should have him stuffed!
17) You can see the sea, its over there between the land and the sky!
16) Lets have an apple party...Everyone bring there own apple and shove it down somebody's throat!
15) Anything else I can get you? A tea cozy for your pepper pot perhaps???
14) Would you like the hotel moved a bit to the left or...?
13) I already had one.
12) Is this a piece of your brain?
11) Drunken old sod.
10) A doctor, I mean here in the hospital! Whatever shall we do?
9) It's easier to find sliced hippopotamus in suitcase sauce than walnuts in this bloody kitchen.
8) Give my regards to the earth's core!
7) ...if the Good Lord is mentioned one more time I shall move you closer to him!
6) Hello, Fawlty Titties?
5) That's Brahms! Brahms Third Racket!
4) Don't touch me, I don't know where you have been.
3) Well, keep your pecker up!
2) I'm fed up with you, you... rancorous old sow. Why don't you syringe the donuts out of your ears and get some sense into that dormant organ you keep hidden in that rat's maze of yours!?!
1) You snobs! You stupid, stuck-up, toffee-nosed, half-witted, upper-class piles of PUS!!!
I hope you have enjoyed our Top 20 sayings. What was originally intended to be a Top Ten, was extended to fit in all our favorites. If you or a family member has a BETTER list than the above debauchery, then contact your local police office, or call 1-800-4FAWLTY.
